duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

littleplantgirl:

the sky was so yummy

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets


"we must conspire against the bunnies"

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference


"the ladybugs are on to us"

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features
aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
"YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!"
- a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

realrapmemes:

Maury camera angles

yepperoni:

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